Wash Your Troubles Away

While moving in today, Mike finds that his shampoo has completely leaked out of the bottle and covered his suitcase in a soapy residue. In this situation, what does one do? I can’t tell you what most would do, but I can tell you what Mike does: puts his suitcase in the shower in an attempt to rinse it out.

Jealous of the suitcase, Mike is ready to shower himself. But there are two problems – there’s a suitcase filled with water hogging the space in the bathtub, and he has no more shampoo. In this situation, what does one do? I can’t tell you what most would do, but I can tell you what Mike does: dunks his head in the suitcase and lathers until his hair is washed.

He might be the smartest person I know. He might also be a monkey.