Long and Hard

After borrowing Mike's skateboard, Ted tells Preston, "I'm not used to short ones." Quickly picking up on the phallic allusion, they exchange "Yeah, I'm used to long ones!" and "I like mine long and hard!" and the like back and forth. Jumping in, I add, "And black!" Uproarious laughter turns to nervous chuckling.

Too far? Yeah, I get that a lot.