Meat Mattress

There are drawbacks to having the world's most comfortable oversized bed. As I type this, Shea and Jessica are going at it next to me on my mattress. By going at it, I mean engaging in an intense debate about vegetarianism. It's the kind of conversation I love: a healthy, hearty argument with informed opinions and passionate viewpoints. Alas, I'm too tired to appreciate it like I should; my bed - oh, it looks as appetizing as a juicy steak. Mmm, mattress. Unfortunately, my bed is like the pizza of hangouts: everybody wants a slice. Don't get me wrong, I like sharing, but I might have to start covering my bed with pepperoni if I want to get some sleep.

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