Ha-pee B-Day

The following was communicated to me by a relative via Instant Message. Because of the sensitive information contained within, I will leave this individual anonymous except to say that it might be my favoritest sibling.

i had a dream that i kept drinking tons and tons of water
ad kept going to teh bathroom in my dream
and on my 4th time in my dream i went a littl enad hten i couldn't go but i still had to
so me, in real life, tried to pee, and did,
so i basically wet my bed yesterday morning
haha ooopssss
it was your birthday present
i forgot to tell you

Happy Birthday to me.