2005-12-04

Pick on Me



Why is there a stigma attached to picking one's nose? I hate the notion of having to grab a tissue if I'm certain I'm just going to have to ultimately reach in there to finish the job. Sometimes, the situation is far too sticky to use anything but a digit. I'm quite certain everyone resorts to this measure in private, but in public, you'll be judged. That's like disapproving of someone taking a crap on the sidewalk: we all know you do it, too, behind closed doors. If nose picking offends you, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't sneeze in public either, seeing as it only serves to remind me that boogers exist.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a rescue mission to attend to: I've got to evacuate the troops from the caverns of my face.

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