2005-12-29

The Myers Family!

At the top right corner of this blog is a button that says "next blog". Click it and it will
take you to another random blog in the blogspot universe. Unsurprisingly, most of it is shit; I'm sure anyone who randomly stumbles upon mine thinks similarly. Sometimes, however, a precious gem appears that is so horrible, it makes the other shit look like pieces of chocolate.

Myers Family News

It's the place to go to keep up to date with the Myers family!

The thing that strikes me the most is the photo of the "letter from Santa."

Why does Santa never finish the cookies? He's a well-traveled man, he knows about starving people and why one shouldn't waste food. And the way he's eaten half of the cookie's body, it looks like it was consumed by a psychopath, not a jolly fellow.

The note itself is manipulative, with "Santa" asking the kids to obey their parents. Talk about a hidden agenda. Santa must be egotistical, signing his name in all caps. Also, it's spelled "Rudolph": Santa should know that.

In an earlier entry, "if you haven't heard," Evan might have broke his arm roughhousing! Thank goodness for "ex-rays" (sic)!

Scanning through the photos is fun: the homoerotic dynamic between the sons is enticing -- I only wish my sibling was as touchy-feely with me.




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