NO!

Well aren’t we a bunch of negative nancies? California voted no on all of the Propositions. Should minors have to get consent to have an abortion? No. Should teachers have to wait longer before getting tenure? No. Should we provide discounts for prescription drugs? No.

Here’s how the next election will go:

Proposition 81: Should we give all children access to a good education?
NO

Proposition 82: Should we forbid people from shooting puppies in the head without a license?
NO

Proposition 83: How about free candy for everyone?
NO!

Please, California. I want candy.