Jason Derulo! It's a name you can't forget, mainly because he starts each one of his singles by reminding you what it is. Smart! And that's just one of SEVEN important life lessons I've learned from - sing it - Jay-sonnn Derulooooooooo:1. If your girl catches you cheating, becoming rich and famous is the best way to win her back. (Source: Whatcha Say)
2. Once you get her back, however, you'll realize what a burden she is and drop her so that you can "do you." (Source: Ridin' Solo)
3. Dance clubs are for people looking to hook up. There is no other reason to be there. (Source: In My Head)
4. A great pick-up line is "This is the first I've seen your face, but there's a chance we are soulmates." You can always limit it to a one-night stand by chalking it up to a hypothetical the next morning. (Source: What If)
5. In order to have a hit song, borrow the chorus from a preexisting popular song, thus tricking fans into liking your song when they really just like the same song they always have. (Source: Whatcha Say and Don't Wanna Go Home)
6. Don't over-think the song writing process. If you trying to avoid cliches and rhyming words with themselves, you're giving too much credit to the music-buying public. (Source: All of his songs)
7. When your pop music career has an obvious shelf life, start your songs by singing your own name to maximize your name recognition. Also, make sure it's autotuned to add a sense of authority. (Source: In My Head, Whatcha Say, and Don't Wanna Go Home)
Expect each of my posts to start with a chant of "Kevin Babbles" from now on. Just building my brand, yo. Thanks for the advice, Jasonnnn Deruloooooooooooo.
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