Hey, Ladies

You know that cliched scene in movies where the goofy but likable protagonist is walking down the sidewalk, and then spots two ladies he's acquainted with walking twenty feet behind him, so he turns to wave and say hello, but since he is no longer watching where he is going, he walks into a hole in the sidewalk and falls over, prompting the ladies to laugh at him and be all, "Smooth move!"?

Evidently, this is something that happens to me. Except that I'm not in a movie following a script... I am just a genuine, real life loser.