Shooting the Shit at the Museum

My friends and I enjoyed our trip to the Natural History Museum. Lest you think such an outing makes us a classy bunch, take a moment to see how our favorite exhibit was the interactive poop display.



You can actually see the berries in the bear poop! It's kind of like me, but with corn.

My second favorite thing in the museum was this informational text in the children's section:

"The rarest, but most exciting place to find old poop is inside the pooper" is the finest introductory sentence I have ever read. Talk about an attention grabber. Don't you ever wonder about what happens to the unpooped poop in someone's body when they die? Well, you should!