The Flight Attendant

So I participated in the world's youngest chain gang again this weekend. (It's volunteer, not court-mandated, but thanks for asking.) This time, I didn't find any car deeds or hypodermic needles, but I did encounter a life-size cardboard cutout of a flight attendant.

As much as I would have liked to keep the whole thing as a souvenir, I just settled for bringing home her head.

For the record, she was already decapitated. Attribute all kinkiness to whomever brought and abandoned her on the highway median.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

WOW, I had no clue she had a head. I wanted to take a picture behind the cut out, alas I was not in a position to portray myself as anything other than professional.