2006-01-23

Your Mom

For the first time possibly ever, I made a "your mom" joke that amused myself.

M: I always asked for Apple Newtons, but my mom would only buy Fig Newtons. Damn her. Damn her to hell! (pause) Whoa, that was weird calling my mom "her."
K: Only because you spend too much time with me. Did you mean to use a gender neutral pronoun?
M: No, not like that, just that the word "her" seems so distant and impersonal for my mom.
K: I always make it personal with your mom.

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