Updates!

In an effort to make my blog more like Maury, I've decided it's time for some guest updates. Previously, we've seen their stories and shared in their struggles; now, it's time to see how they're doing.

I'm sure no one has forgotten our favorite Crunker for Christ. Her entire profile referenced her love for Jesus and the fact that guys kept hitting on her even though she wanted nothing to do with it. Well, I'm pleased to announce that Mz. Buttascotch is finally in a relationship! Apparently, now that she's decided she was "okay with being single," she hopped back on to the dating scene. All right, then. Though most of the content on her site is different now, it's good to see that some things don't change like the obnoxious scrolling text. Get cha praise on!!!

Thanks for keeping us in the loop, Mz. Buttascotch!

Now for our next guest, Rachel. When we last left Rachel, she was frustrated that no one would post a comment on her blog. As Kim pointed out recently, someone named Amanda finally responded. (By the way, Kim's latest post on the Hawaiian beefcake calendar had me chuckling for minutes.) Initially, I thought that since Rachel had finally received a comment, she was content and decided to end her blog on a high note. But today, after nearly a month of silence, Rachel posted again. Unfortunately, the news is a bit distressing. If you'll notice, on January 8th, Rachel had just gotten a puppy name Coco Bean. Apparently, she already killed it, because today she got an even newer puppy named Cappuccino. She should really just stick to penguins.