Dimetapp-that-ass

Someone just alerted me of a sticker on my rear end. Peeling it off, I discover that it's a label with small text reading: "If You Are Pregnant Or Considering Becoming Pregnant You Should Discuss The Use Of This Medicine With Your Doctor Or Pharmacist."

My ass is like medicine: soothing, slightly addictive, and grape-flavored. Also, proximity to my booty apparently causes miscarriages, so, you know, watch out for that.