Yes, Deer

A snippet from today's lunch conversation:

Someone: Was Bambi a girl or a guy?
Ted: A guy! They're not going to make a movie about a girl!
Kevin: Remember, his love interest had eyelashes, so obviously she's a girl.
Amelia: So there are no lesbian deer?
Kevin: Not without eyelashes.
Alice: Did you know male reindeer lose their antlers in the fall while females keep theirs until spring? That means Rudolph and the others must be girls.
Ted: (said as though Alice were the stupidest person in the world) Yeah, but Bambi's not a reindeer!