2011-04-02

Happy April Assholes' Day!

Not familiar with this holiday? Well, it's the day after April Fools' Day when people who play tricks on their friends are once again called what they truly are: assholes. Look out, assholes, there's no longer a playful day of mayhem to hide behind.

If you want to fool a friend today but resent being called an asshole, you could always try to insist that it's actually April Procrastinators' Day. Doing that, however, just makes you an even bigger asshole, so good luck with that... you asshole.

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