Fancy Feast

Where are the family values people now? Marriage is meant to be between a man and a woman, not a man, a woman, and a cat as this Fancy Feast commercial* promotes. I hereby call for a boycott of Fancy Feast and demand that this sinful, deviant advertisement be removed from the airwaves.

*I caution you against reading the frightening YouTube comments, which are full of lonely cat women who absolutely adore the idea that there are men out there who will propose to women despite the fact that they will always come second to cats.

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