Ilana had an awesome way of celebrating her birthday: an adult slumber party. Everyone showed up in pajamas and was able to drink as much as they wanted because then we just passed out while watching rom-coms in her living room which had been converted into a giant fort with cushions and blankets.
The best part, however, was the goody bags. Nothing tops alcohol, a shot glass, (candy) cigarettes, condoms, a porn DVD, and a baggy of what might have contained either coke or sugar. But you know what they say: if you can still tell the difference between cocaine and sugar, you haven’t done enough cocaine!*
* I hope no one actually says this.
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