I took one look at the photo and exclaimed to myself, "That lady grabbed my dick!"
What? It's a true story!
In the video, Nicki Hunter, amongst other "stars," requests that you don't pirate her work because she has a family to support. Initially, it made me feel bad for not paying for her video, but then I remembered I procured it by virtue of screaming the loudest at the bar. So, it might be okay to pirate Smokin' Cracks since they're just giving it away, but please check with Nicki first.
I also just realized that the two most significant porn stars in my life* have the last name Hunter. The other, Heather Hunter, is the world's greatest author and the one Facebook friend I have that I have never met in real life. I'm not sure whether "Hunter" is a stage name for either of them, but if not, parents might want to add it to Bambi and Candy on the list of names to avoid giving their daughters to help prevent them from becoming strippers.
*It brings me great shame to use the phrase "the two most significant porn stars in my life." Sorry. I'd also like to apologize for having two cougar-related posts on consecutive days, it won't happen again. You can check the archives, I've never blogged the word cougar prior to yesterday.
2 comments:
OMG!!!!!!!!
Ohmguh indeed!
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