2010-05-05

Can't Keep Her Shit Together

Mom: How is Mila* doing?
Alison: She lost two phones in the past month!
Kevin: An I-Phone?
Alison: Yes, two I-Phones.
Kevin: That's expensive.
Alison: She literally can't keep her shit together.
Kevin: Literally?
Alison: Yeah.
Kevin: So what, she has diarrhea?

(Look, I'm prone to this mistake, too, but that one is especially amusing.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAHA where did you get the name Mila??