Blind Item

Dad: That's the terminal where I saw Stevie Wonder.
Alison: Did he see you? (simultaneously with) Mom: But he didn't see you!
Me: Wow, you guys really raced for the obvious blind joke.
Alison: (sincerely) Wait, he's blind?

My sister lives in her own world.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

please quote me correctly - i said oh! wait! he's blind