Paparazzi

Quick! I gotta comment on this viral video before no one cares tomorrow.



So I guess the deal is that he's kind of like Justin Bieber? I'm only familiar with Bieber through his Saturday Night Live appearance and the website Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, so you could have told me this was him and I wouldn't have known the difference. Actually, I might have been able to tell since this guy's haircut isn't dykey enough, but we all can improve at something.

I'm not sure how he managed to have only girls in the background while playing at a school function, but I love how even with a stacked deck, most of them are wholly disinterested. Granted, there's the blonde girl in the top row who is learning what hormones are during the performance, but I'm drawn to the blond girl whose head is situated between the kid's chest and the piano. Her expression doesn't change once and I am the one swooning... for her apathy.

Meanwhile, my favorite part is checking out the healthy rump of the teacher at the clip's conclusion. Hey, it's not my fault the footage is framed without her face! I'm digging that schoolmarm outfit. And there's such poignancy in her final words: "He just taught Lady Gaga a lesson." That lesson? No matter how talented and innovative you are, you will never be as popular as a pre-teen with moppy hair.

What is this guy's name, by the way?! I want to twitter trend him!!!