RJ: They're egg rolls.
K: Whatever! Same thing, different country.
R: Yeah, except one is thin and filled with meat and one is thicker and has vegetables.
K: Okay, way to "defend your culture," RJ. You know that China and Mexico are practically the same thing.
R: Uh-huh...
K: If we were to use a Venn Diagram with Mexico and China, that section where the circles intersect would be full of similarities. Full of 'em. And nothing on the outside.
R: Sure, they're exactly the same except for an ocean between them.
K: Right! Those outer portions of the circles are nothing but oceans. Oceans empty with differences... 'cause they're exactly the same.
Truthfully, since these countries are seperated by an ocean -- the same ocean -- it's not really a difference and actually is yet another similarity. Take that, naysayers.
If you'd like to book Kevin for your company's Cultural Sensitivity training, please send three rum and cokes.
2 comments:
proper term is chexico, at least that's what all the chexicans i know call it
I do like Chexican better as it makes me think of Chex Mix.
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