Disabling Restroom Dilemma

I'm sorry, but in a busy restroom with plenty of urinals but just one giant stall, the sign should not say "Priority to the disabled." What that sign needs to say is "Priority to the defecators." I'm all about looking out for the handicapped, but unless their disability is being born with two assholes like I was (true story, bro), there's a good chance I need to poop more badly than they do.