Shabby: Lindsay Lohan 2.0

Now that Lindsay Lohan will be spending time in the slammer, it’s time we pick a new emotional train wreck to give attention disproportionate to her talent. I nominate Shabby Katchadourian, star of the UK’s Big Brother, in part because Shabby and Lohan were the final two kids being considered for the lead role in the remake of The Parent Trap, the part that projected Lohan to stardom. So just think, if Shabby had snagged the part instead, we could have spent the past decade reading about Shabby’s lesbian histrionics rather than Lohan’s. Interestingly, their trajectories have been frighteningly similar – was the Parent Trap role cursed?



Watch this video to see spitfire Shabby a compilation of Shabby in action, but skip the interview. Then check out this chart I made (which you can click to enlarge!) comparing her life to Lohan’s. You might not love Shabby, but you will love to watch her self-destructive tendencies.