M-I-C K-E-Why, You're Old!

Me: You don't remember what you ate? Popcorn? Chicken? Mickey Mouse ice cream?
Student #1: There's no such thing as Mickey Mouse ice cream.
Me: Sure, you know, the popsicles with chocolate Mickey Mouse ears.
Student #2: Oh yeah! The kind with gum ball eyeballs.
Me: Gum ball eyes? They never had gum ball eyes when I was younger.
Student #2: When you say things like that it makes you sound really old.
Me: (not sure whether to be insulted) Well... good... I'm your teacher.