Yay, Ted! That's the spirit! Although to be fair, he's already been a pivotal figure for this blog since its inception.
Whether he's breaking calculators, getting cut off by an Olive Garden manager, playing AIDS charades, being registered on the internet as a child molester or just coming across as one, learning about nefarious composers, paying me a backhanded compliment, picking out cool dive bars, hiding my underwear, getting stalked by an old man, running around in a cardboard box, or commemorating Emma James, it's all been worth Babbling about.
Anyway, I'd like to officially thank Ted for all of his contributions thus far and hope that he lives up to his promise to be even worse. If Ted can do it, what's everyone else's excuse?