Two Hands

Ted: How old is your niece?
Melinda: She's about to turn eleven.
Ted: That's great. Now she's going to have to use more than two hands!
Melinda: Uh?
Ted: To count her age on her fingers.
Melinda: Oh, okay. I was really worried about where you were going with that.

(Then again, considering that Melinda's niece is a known rapist, perhaps some commentary on her handsy nature may be warranted.)

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