Why's it gotta be called "white" noise? How come the soft, soothing noise that people fall asleep to is "white"? Does that mean that the annoying sounds that disturb you are "black noise"?
You know them white folks are like "What's with all that black noise out the window. I need some white noise just to get some shut eye around here.
You know white people think that white noise goes like this: "After I finish my latte, I'm on my way to my tennis match."
And then they think that black noise goes like this: "WAZZUP? LET'S FUCKIN' LISTEN TO SOME COOLIO AND DRINK SOME FORTIES, BITCHES!"
It's all a buncha racism, I tell you.
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And thus concludes my attempt at being a hack 90s standup comic.
2011-08-15
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