2011-08-25

A Conversation I Overheard That Didn't Go Much Like This, But I'm Pretending It Did Anyway

Girlfriend 1: I have some exciting news.
Girlfriend 2: What?!
Girlfriend 1: I found out I was pregnant.
Girlfriend 2: Oh my god! Congratulations!
Girlfriend 1: Yeah... but I lost the baby.
Girlfriend 2: Oh no! I'm so sorry.
Girlfriend 1: It's okay.
Girlfriend 2: I, I, I... must have misunderstood, I thought you had exciting news.
Girlfriend 1: That is exciting news. I mean, I lost in on purpose. I had an abortion.
Girlfriend 2: So we can still go out for drinks, then?

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