Sober Enough for That

Remember the "offspring" party I referenced? Here's a conversation from that night:

Host: Hey, I didn't know you were coming!
Guest: I didn't either, I thought we'd be sending my husband as the representative, but by the time I got home tonight, he was already too many beers in.
Host: Well, it's good to see you anyway!
Guest: Yeah, [husband] sends his love and wanted to come, but he was way too drunk to drive, so I made him stay at home with the baby...
[awkward pause]
Guest: Oh, but he's not too drunk to watch our nine-month-old... I guess...

Yo, parenthood just started seeming a little easier - bring it on!