"Quick, let's take a family photo. Everyone on the couch. Well, everyone except you, grandma. You are old and feeble and make us feel sad. We want a presentable representation of our family. You know, you could go back to the kitchen and cook for us instead, that would be nice. Okay, everyone smile. Go ahead and spread your legs, Susie. It's not ladylike, but you might as well get away with it while you can. Plus, it might distract from my haircut." (Photo found at a BART station in San Francisco.)
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