Pick-Up Line

I've never used a pick-up line. I'm just not that suave. Or cheesy. Or confident. Plus, pick-up lines are almost always cliches, and I prefer to be an original.

Several margaritas into last night, I floored myself (literally and figuratively since I couldn't quite stand) as inspiration struck me in the form of a pick-up line:

Your face is like 9/11: I'll never forget.

Take me to a bar, I am prepared to collect my booty.