At some point in time, someone, I think it was Al Gore, thought it might be nice to babble about oneself on a more frequent basis and invented blogs. With blogs, in the same manner as Christmas cards, people can now talk about themselves from a safe distance, while others can anonymously peek in and form judgments with no pressure to respond.
There's no need to thank me for my blog, which is like having the joy of the Christmas season all year round. Besides, the metaphor has its limitations, as I tend to be a bit more self-depricating than your average holiday card. As I've learned, however, not all Christmas cards are completely cheery. My neighbors received a particularly interesting card from people with whom they no longer keep in touch.
Unfortunately, I was only able to take a picture of it with my phone rather than giving it the scan job it so richly deserves. For this reason, I'll transcribe the BEST.CHRISTMAS.CARD.EVER here:
Two [unintelligible] beautiful grandchildren were born to us this year! We had to say goodbye to Adam* when our son's marriage fell apart and the paternity test proved that Adam was not ours to keep. We are thankful for the blessings and support that God has given us to show that all have a purpose under heaven!It goes to show that you can maintain a warm, fortunate tone and slap some tinsel on it, but drama still reads like drama. I feel like there's a lot more to this story than a half page can convey; these people need a blog.
We wish all a blessed Christmas Season and a Happy New Year!
1 comment:
It's "Two healthy . . . " and "blessings and sorrows." And "say goodbye to *Adam" is underlined in pen, just in case you missed it. I have my own transcription. I've asked Laura to take the card and put it somewhere safe so we can do a real scan!
Also, it's formatted to look like poetry!
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