Going Down

If I tell you that I've been watching this video on repeat, will you forgive me? I'd like to say that it's because I'm a fan of morality more than morbidity, but I'm sure the morbidity plays a large factor.

But really: Patience is a virtue. A life-saver, too, apparently.

Another important moral lesson might be "Don't fly into irrational fits of destructive rage."

Part of me feels for this rascal in a Rascal: he didn't have the option to take the stairs. The remainder of me laughs at his stupidity and rejoices in his Darwin Award. Take comfort in knowing he died doing what he loves: falling down an elevator shaft. Only a handful of soap opera characters can say the same.