Porn for the Blind

Blindies have needs, too.



It would be hard to count all of the things I absolutely love in this two minute news clip, but I'm going to try:
1. CNN borrowing footage from Fox News to make an unfunny joke.
2. The reporter getting really excited to find the author's raised naked image.
3. The author becoming indignant when the reporter declares that it "isn't sexy."
4. Watching blind people fondle 3D naked bodies: it feels like I'm intruding on something they should be doing in private.
5. Blind people can be... GAY?!
6. The blind girl is super funny and adorable. Surely she doesn't need this smut because she can get the real thing.

I'd actually argue that I know some non-visually impaired people who would enjoy this (to the fullest, if you catch my drift), but I'm glad blind individuals can have some wanking material. Blind people need a release, and there's only so much a seeing eye dog can do to help before it is considered abuse.

For the record, porn for the blind isn't exactly a novel idea, as it can already be found at http://pornfortheblind.org . According to the site "Porn for the Blind is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites." Volunteers watch pornographic clips and record dry, clinical descriptions of the action as MP3 files. You're more likely to emit laughter than fluids, but it's great nonetheless. There are no pictures or videos or pop-up ads, so you have nothing to worry about after clicking the link. If you're curious, or just looking to donate your time to a worthy cause, check out the site.