Getting Goofy

I admit it, I'm late getting on the Miley Cyrus train. It was within the past six months that I learned that she and "Hannah Montana" are the same thing. That's just one character this multi-talented actress plays... for example, she can also play Asian:
Yeah, that's pretty offensive. Nearly as offensive as the fact that she blames Britney Spears for the controversy. According to Miley, this photograph would have been overlooked, but the media needs someone to pick on now that Britney has sobered up and isn't making an ass of herself on a daily basis. At least Britney's most incriminating photos were the type that revealed whether the drapes matched the carpet (or the oriental rug, if you prefer, Miley) and not passing off bigotry as a good time. While Britney has been known to make your ears bleed, she doesn't turn people racist. Although now that Miley mentions it, I have been having impulses to wear black face ever since Britney got back on the wagon... hmm...

Oh, but wait, it turns out that Miley isn't racist. She is "simply making a goofy face." Silly us, we were all so mean-spiritedly looking for something to criticize in this photo of a half dozen white people making slanty eyes around an Asian guy that we didn't recognize it for what it is: a sea of goofy faces.

Surely, Miley isn't the only person whose humor has been misinterpreted. I present to you six other people who are even goofier than Miley:

6. Don Imus

5. Mel Gibson

4. KKKid

3. Prince Harry

2. Goofy

1. Michael Richards

Hahaha! It's good to be goofy. Oh, and Miley, if you need a project that proves you aren't racist, consider signing on with my film Quince Dresses.