Belted

Assistant Principal: I love your belt.
Teacher: Thank you, it's [insert forgotten designer name]. I like it because on one side it's black and on the other side it's brown, so you can flip it over to match your outfit.
Assistant Principal: Oh neat...
Kevin: Hey, my belt's like that, too!
At this point, I look down to show off my belt, only to discover it is not around my waist as expected.
Kevin: I could have sworn...
Assistant Principal: Mr. [Kevin], I don't even want to know.
Kevin: Maybe I...
Assistant Principal: Again, I don't even want to know.

I still could swear I was wearing a belt that day.