Mmm... Stick

Though I've already revealed that I put weird things in my mouth, today I took it too far.

While in a forest, I felt an overwhelming need to connect to nature. For whatever reason, I thought the best way to do so was to eat twigs. Channeling a giraffe, I nibbled sticks straight off of trees. I chewed them, swallowed them, and everything. Now I have splinters in my mouth.

Yup.