Poop Quiz!

Before a guest arrives at my house, I realize that I'm out of toilet paper. Do I:

A. Make a trip to the store to purchase some toilet paper?
B. Ask her to pick up some toilet paper on the way to my house?
C. Ignore the situation then rush to her when she finally uses the bathroom and pass her some napkins?

If you didn't choose C, you clearly are unaware of what a classy host I am. At least this time I had a toilet to offer up, unlike in previous times where I instructed all guests that they had to urinate outdoors.

Baby steps!

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