Every Christmas party needs some Mistle/Cameltoe. There's nothing more romantic than pulling your soulmate under this holiday delight to share some affection.
True love!
I can't personally say I found genuine romance under the Mistle/Cameltoe, though I was assaulted by a few free-spirited (emphasis on the spirits) tongues beneath the doorway, most notably by a friend whose boyfriend stood no more than three feet away from us. I don't think he cared; maybe he understood that all that peppermint schnapps I was chugging made my minty mouth irresistible for her to kiss.
Feliz Navidad - Allison & Kevin
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