Today's fortune cookie:
"Enjoy what you have, hope for what you lack."
Sure enough, your standard sage advice. I flip it over to check out my lucky numbers, but am instead greeted with something that reads "LEARN CHINESE" and a phrase that I can add to my ever-growing Chinese vocabulary. It'd be nice to learn something standard, like "Hello" or "Nice to see you" or "Where is the restroom?" But no, my wise cookie offers me this:
"I'm still single."
Ouch.
Combined with the fortune on the reverse side, I'm convinced my cookie is more than hinting at something. Maybe a mail-order bride is in my future.
1 comment:
that is hilarious.
and if my fortune cookie taught me how to say "I'm still single," I'd burst into tears. but I'd have a good laugh about it later I'm sure.
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