A Wrong of Passage

Today I hit a new rite of passage: I discovered hair in a new place on my body. That's right, I've become a man -- specifically, an old man. Much to my disgust, I had a lengthy nose hair protruding from my nostril. I tried to show it who's boss by cramming it back inside my nose, only to realize that moments later it would free itself, dangling from my nostril once again.

I briefly contemplated going to the drug store and purchasing a nose hair trimmer, but I am not yet willing to concede this might become a regular issue rather than just a singular setback, so I just used scissors instead.

What's next, hair around my penis?