Bad Fiction Contest

Me babbling at brunch: "I’ve always wanted to enter a bad fiction contest.  They have those – where you write something so intentionally horrible it’s good.  I’ve just never taken the time… Actually, I should do it with my class, have them write for the bad fiction contest too so that way I can do it at work.  Except that I would just call it “fiction contest,” and they would still be my muses."