Appeasing Alec

Alec has threatened to stop reading this blog if I don't mention him more frequently. A year ago, I suggested that I might start saying shit about friends to increase my readership, and it seems he wants me to follow through on this plan. Alec is so desperate to see his name in print that he okayed me inventing stories about him if need be, even those that would involve dirty sanchezes (Those of you who are unfamiliar with the term might want to think twice about educating yourself on this matter.)

Of course, there's no need to fabricate stories about Alec, when there are already plenty of good stories that exist. For example, I found this awesome article about Alec (accidental alliteration <- which bitchingly includes "accidental alliteration"):

Former boxing champion Alec is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.
She has high hopes for Alec, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.
She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Alec."
Alec, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

Don't forget to ask for a dirty sanchez.

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