Necrophili-yeah!

For a variety of reasons, while waiting for America's Next Top Model to start earlier tonight, I started pantomiming what it would look like if I was to have sex with a disembodied head. You know, the usual. As Amy watched in horror, Jessica, bless her heart, just laughed. Looking for an expert opinion, I asked Jessica for a scientific explanation for necrophilia. Sitting me down, she deadpans, "Well, it all starts when two people really love each other... and one of them is dead."