1. Convinced Buzz Aldrin, who was originally slated to be the first man to walk on the moon, that hitting the first golfball on the moon would be "way more important."
2. Loved to pull down his pants anytime someone brought up "moon" in conversation.
3. Considered selling his trademark "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" quotation to StairMaster.
4. Became an astronaut just for the freeze dried ice cream.
5. Was a huge Pauly Shore fan.
6. While a lot of people believe the moon landing to be a hoax, it's actually Neil's wife who's been faking it all these years.
7. Has already been reincarnated as Snooki's baby.