Ruin Me

Melinda: Did you know there’s a company that prints out your Facebook history and turns it into a book?
Kevin: No, that sounds awful.
Melinda: If I was going to turn anyone’s Facebook into a book, it would be yours, Kevin.
Kevin: Why, are you trying to ruin me?
Ted: It would be really easy to ruin you, Kevin.

Hearing Ted say that aloud made me realize how true that is. Take this blog, for example. You’ve already found everything you need to ruin me. If you read close enough, however, you’ll realize that I’ve already done a sufficient job of ruining myself.