Which I Ate Directly from the Bag

  • Her: Did you eat dinner yet?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Her: What'd you have?
  • Me: A bag of salad, which I ate directly from the bag, a slice of bread, and a plain rice cake.
  • Her: [gives disapproving glare]
  • Me: Yup… did I mention I'm writing a cookbook?

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