I will never try the fried junk food at the county fair.
Deep fried Twinkies, deep fried Oreos, deep fried Kool-Aid… they all sound gross. But that's not why I won't try them.
It's because I'm afraid of the off-chance that I actually like them.
And then what? I eat more? I start wanting all of my sweets drowned in oil so that my snacking habits are not just unhealthy but obscenely unhealthy?
No thank you. It's like meth - best to never even give it a try.